I masturbate because my body deserves pleasure. No shame, no fear, no guilt.
One of my best friends bestowed that shower head to me. She was moving out of our building and her new place only had a tub faucet. When she handed it to me, she had this knowing look in her eye, "Here you go. Enjoy." I wasn't sure what she meant, but then I hooked it up. After sliding the discs this way and that, I found it: the perfect pulsating pressure. I texted her, "Best shower ever." And she texted back, "You're welcome, and you owe me." -Airial